sometimes I write stupid things about some boy. • why is a raven like a writing desk? • I do not follow blogs that post images or text that promote or spread the idea of any form of self harm (e.g. anorexia, cutting, self hatred)

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
 OH
 OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
 I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
 SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
 JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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